Yawn...who cares. Sell half your shares. Prepare for the zombie apocalypse. A bunch of drama over nothing.

Proof: I'm going to sue everyone here for 1 bajillion quadtrillion dollars. And I hope youre now cowering in fear...guffaw

I can also bench press 850 lbs. I eat nails for breakfast. I've actually won the Kentucky Derby...on foot.

And somehow FITX is getting sued....sure.