Posted On: 04/15/2014 9:50:13 AM
Post# of 5246
Job listing - Gynecologist's Assistant
A retired man went into the Employment Center in Downtown Dallas, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, shave them, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is $85,000, includes life and health insurance, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."
"Good grief!” replied the man. “Is that where the job is?"
"No sir... that's where the end of the line is right now".
A retired man went into the Employment Center in Downtown Dallas, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, shave them, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is $85,000, includes life and health insurance, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."
"Good grief!” replied the man. “Is that where the job is?"
"No sir... that's where the end of the line is right now".
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