Sounds like a road trip in the convertible! I think that doing a skype with me standing next to him to verify his existence for some, and holding him by the ear and me saying to him,  SAY IT,,,,,,,,,, SAY IT'S ALL OK AND THE COMPANY IS JUST FINE! Then people would think I don't really exist. Then I would have to have ceeker behind me, they wouldn't believe that. It just goes on and on.