Posted On: 04/03/2014 4:17:08 PM
Post# of 5246

.A man walks into a clock store, sees the beautiful sales girl behind the counter and flops his manhood onto it. The woman is shocked and says, "This is a CLOCK shop, not a C_CK shop!" The man just smiles and looks at her and replies, "I know, but I would love to see two hands and a face on this."

