Golf

The sailor and the priest were playing golf. The sailor was not very good at it, and uttered a loud "SHIT, I missed!" each time he missed. The priest tolerated him for a few minutes and couldn't take it any more.

"Do not swear thus, my friend, or God will punish you."

It didn't make a difference, the sailor continued unabated. One after another, the sailor played badly, and followed up with "SHIT, I missed!!"

Again, the priest said "Do not utter such profanities, or God will show you a sign."

It didn't help, and the next stroke missed was followed by a loud "SHIT, I missed!!" A bolt of lightning dropped out of the clouds and struck the priest dead.

Suddenly, a voice was heard in the clouds, "SHIT, I missed!!!"