Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC, of the Roman empire)'s philosophy:

01. The poor: work and work,
02. The rich: exploit the poor,
03. The soldier: protects both,

04. The taxpayer: pays for all three,
05. The wanderer: rests for all four,
06. The drunk: drinks for all five, me, me, please!
07. The banker: robs all six,
08. The lawyer: misleads all seven,
09. The doctor: kills all eight,
10. The undertaker: buries all nine,
11. The Politician: lives happily on the account of all ten.