The husband was watching late-nite TV, and his wife had gone to bed. A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs back to see what was wrong with his wife. He sees a guy leaping out of the window. His wife yells, "That guy just screwed me twice!" He asks, "Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?" She answered, "Because I thought it was you -- until he started the second time."