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Posted On: 03/22/2014 7:56:26 PM
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Posted By: acc724
A lovely dark-haired girl appeared at the pearly gates and asked St Peter for permission to enter. That venerable figure asked her the usual questions, ending with, "And are you a virgin?" She quickly answered, "YES, of course I am." At that point, St Peter rang for the angel in charge of such things to make the proper examination of the young applicant. When he finished, the examining angel reported that his only findings were seven slight dents in her maidenhead. It was decided not to deny her admission for such a trifling matter, and St Peter got out the big ledger book and pen. "Your name, Please, young lady?" he queried. "Snow White," She promptly answered.

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