5,000 years ago Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”

Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced), Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel.  This is the Promised Land.”

Today Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.

I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called a suicide hotline.  I had to press 1 for English.  I was connected to a call center in Pakistan.  I told them I was suicidal.  They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck…