So I’m 4ft 11 inches tall and I weigh with out my car keys and wallet 123 lbs.

With my keys and wallet I weigh 125 lbs.

If I put 98% of my DUTV shares back in my pockets next to my wallet and keys I weigh 223 lbs

Now that leaves 2% DUTV shares that don’t fit in my overly stuffed pockets, so I have to be creative and that comes easy for short people.

So what do I do with the 2% left over shares. First I remove shoes and socks and fill each sock with 1% shares then I proceed to put my socks and shoes back on this giving me another advantage being short.

Now I get back on the scale with some minor adjustments , I now weigh in at 236 lbs and I’m 6 foot tall now Now I’m jelling baby......................I might never sell these shares I like the new look.

Hey ! did you see that over there.

Short folks like my cousins coined the phrases booster chair, keeping it on the low low , or the old stand by saying ....you’re a low life. REALLY !