Posted On: 03/09/2014 2:07:29 PM
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As I stepped out of the shower, I heard someone in my kitchen downstairs. Knowing that my wife was out, I grabbed my baseball bat, thinking that could scare him off, and crept downstairs, forgetting the fact that I was in my birthday suit. I came around the corner with the bat raised, only to find my wife loading the dishwasher. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I thought I heard an intruder. I came down to scare him." She looked my naked self up and down and mumbled, "You didn't need the bat."
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