Posted On: 03/06/2014 7:33:40 PM
Post# of 5246
Scientists annoy me, they're always going on about Boyle's Law and Archimedes' Law. One came up to me and said:
"If you had an apple which experiences no net force, then its velocity is constant: the apple is either at rest, or it moves in a straight line with constant speed - Newton's Law"
So I said "Here's one for you: If you have an apple, a carrot, a cabbage, mayonnaise and mix them all up together, it tastes really nice. - Coles Law."
"If you had an apple which experiences no net force, then its velocity is constant: the apple is either at rest, or it moves in a straight line with constant speed - Newton's Law"
So I said "Here's one for you: If you have an apple, a carrot, a cabbage, mayonnaise and mix them all up together, it tastes really nice. - Coles Law."

