Best way to cheer yourself up that I have seen in a while:

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 

1. Open a new file in your computer. 
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 
4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 
6. Firmly Click 'YES.' 
7. Feel better? 

GOOD!!! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.