That is absolutely brilliant DD. especially the part that says "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt."

which is to say that the better things get for EWSI, the more sadists will show up to troll our poor message boards.

as the abstract notes:

"Of all personality measures, sadism showed the most robust associations with trolling and, importantly, the relationship was specific to trolling behavior. Enjoyment of other online activities, such as chatting and debating, was unrelated to sadism. Thus cyber-trolling appears to be an Internet manifestation of everyday sadism."