I have a girl that works for me.  She has 3 kids and is a single mother since her husband was deported back to Ecuador last year (he was here illegally).  About 8 months ago she took off for 2 weeks to go see him.  Now, my secretary just handed me a card......you see, the girl is pregnant and the office wants to put something together for her.

BTW.....she started having babies at age 14.

Now, the Mr. Hyde in me wants to tell her about condoms and birth control and how he probably would have enjoyed oral sex more, but I know it is better that the good Dr. sign off on this card.  Problem is....it looks like today Dr. Jekyl has taken the day off - so I will leave this card sitting on my desk till tomorrow.................