My supervisor was in need of a brake job on his truck, I told him I was the best brake man in the world and that I would do a complete brake job for him for free under one condition that he help me with the tires on and off part.

My wooden leg is not that flexible and stiff mostly.....he said no problem.
During the brake job he said why does your wooden leg whistle all the time like that,
I told him that when I don't wear it like I should I put it under the moble home to help hold it up than the termites show up and eat or bore holes in it.

So everytime the wind blows it blows through the holes and whistles, I told him if I wear both of them and the wind blows sounds like a band playing.....he thought that was the greatest thing ever.......l giggled with him for a minute.

I sad when I only have one on my moble home tilts bad to the right side so if you pour a drink and set it on the table and your sitting on the right my GLASS IS ALWAYS FULL.........GO DUTV $$$$
.now lets get the wood out & starting whistling baby.......lmao