So my greatest speculative hypothetical hope right now is based on the facts that Dharmanol has been pretty much "ready" for so long and that it has hardly any active THC in it:
They've been mass producing it for the last 6 weeks and it's going to be distributed openly across the country.

A guy can dream right? But really it's not too farfetched. MJNA has been selling their CBD extract (which made me pop for THC in the Navy) for over a year now. What's to stop the superior Dharmanol from nationwide, nay, worldwide distribution?