sarcasm (?s??kæz?m) —n: 1. mocking, contemptuous, or ironic language intended to convey scorn or insult: 2. the use or tone of such language.

You are talking to the King of sarcasm.  It is one of my very worst qualities - and perhaps the one I am most proud of (now that is sarcasm wrapped inside a layer of sarcasm and sprinkled with sugar free sarcasm).............