Vincenzo and Luigi were sitting on a bench in a New York park. 
"Hey," said 
Vincenzo , "do you likea biga fat woman with a longa, greasy, 
straggly hair?" 

"No, I'ma no likea dat" replied Luigi . 

"Den, you likea da woman stinka bad a garlic alla da time?" 
inquired Vincenzo . 

"Nope, I'ma no lika dat kind either!" said Luigi . 

"You musta likea da woman with a big, thicka hips anna varicose 
veins, no?" asks Vincenzo . 

"Notta me!" answered Luigi . 

"How about da woman witha da big ass and hairy arms," asks Vincenzo 

"Never lika dat!" answered Luigi . 

"Den you Guinea bastard, whya you keepa screwin' my wife?" Vincenzo 
asked.