Posted On: 01/24/2014 7:47:56 PM
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While walking the beach on one of his many Hawaiian vacations, the annointed one stumbled upon a bottle and a genie popped out. The genie said, I can grant you one wish. What would you like. Obama responded, "Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Obama thought a moment, then after grumbling about the impertinence of the woman said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and then get out of here.
"The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Obama awakened with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Nancy Pelosi in his bed.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Obama thought a moment, then after grumbling about the impertinence of the woman said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and then get out of here.
"The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Obama awakened with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Nancy Pelosi in his bed.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance
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