Can I play crowin or pitadog in the reality series?

I want to be PITAPOOPDOG!!!! He is the most obnoxious of them all next to kels. I still love his old picture of his dog. I think he loved it even more!!!! All though I could play kels also. I have an old grey wig ffom Holloween that I can use. 

GO RFMK GO!!!!