A man is walking down the street, when he sees a machine with two holes 
and with a sign overhead that reads: 'Blow Job'. The machine has two 
slots, one for one dollar and one for a quarter. 

He looks in his pockets and finds a dollar and a quarter. He throws the 
dollar in the machine and sticks his penis into the first hole. And, 
surprisingly, it feels good... it feels very good... And just when he's 
about to come, the machine stops. 

So he puts his dick in the other hole and puts the quarter in. And it 
hurts, it hurts. At first he is not even able to take his dick out, but 
when he does, it's raw and covered with blood. He's crying because of 
the pain. 

An old lady comes from behind the machine and stops to ask what's the 
matter. He tells her about the first hole and how *wonderful* it felt. 
Then he describes the hell of the second hole, and shows her his red and 
torn penis. 

And the little old biddy smiles sweetly and says, 

"You don't expect me to take out my false teeth for a quarter, do you?