The F.G. affair reminds me of the story about the seven veils of Salome. A layer after layer tease. If I were ever accused of penning something like this tortured riddle: 

"Our site has complied with all state regulations to date and our commence date to which PharmaJanes.co will be filling orders will be on or before January 31, 2014 depending on regulations not yet regulated by the state of California."

I'd deny it, too. lol