Oh come on, jail aint that bad over there!  I get three square meals a day and snacks in between. I sell my cigs for spare pocket change and buy small amounts of ICPA stock when I can!  I recently had a cell mate (I think his name was Rich or something like that), but he was only in for a short stint. Good thing, cause he was such an A-Hole and liked to wear a wife beater shirt everyday! Oh, and I don't think he took a bath much, cause he was kinda stinky.