Posted On: 01/08/2014 7:52:00 PM
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A woman went to a lawyer
to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore?” asked the lawyer.“Oh, I still love him,” the chick replied. “But all he ever wants is sex, I can’t take it.”“Instead of divorcing him why don’t you try charging him every time he wants to make love?” the lawyer suggested.The exhausted wife decided to give the plan a try. As soon as she walked into the house that night her husband put thehard word on her.“Not so fast,” she replied. “From now on it’ll be $10 in the kitchen, $20 in the living room and $50 in the bedroom.”“Well, then,” he said. “Here’s $50.”The wife began walking to the bedroom.“Hold on,” he said, grabbing her hand. “That’ll be five times in the kitchen!”
to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore?” asked the lawyer.“Oh, I still love him,” the chick replied. “But all he ever wants is sex, I can’t take it.”“Instead of divorcing him why don’t you try charging him every time he wants to make love?” the lawyer suggested.The exhausted wife decided to give the plan a try. As soon as she walked into the house that night her husband put thehard word on her.“Not so fast,” she replied. “From now on it’ll be $10 in the kitchen, $20 in the living room and $50 in the bedroom.”“Well, then,” he said. “Here’s $50.”The wife began walking to the bedroom.“Hold on,” he said, grabbing her hand. “That’ll be five times in the kitchen!”
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