Taking Golf Lessons!.....................

MAN KILLED ON GOLF COURSE..

A foursome of men waiting at the men's tee while a fourball of ladies
were hitting from the ladies' tee.

The ladies were taking their time. When the final lady was ready to hit
her ball, she hacked it 10 feet.

Then she went over and missed it completely. Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet. 

She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically,
"I guess all those f**king lessons I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responded,  "Well, there you have it.  You
should have taken golf lessons instead!" 

He never even had a chance to duck.  He was 43.......