Posted On: 12/24/2013 10:19:15 AM
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SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on
their own.
Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you
once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch
her stomach and say, "Congrats".
But, none of them pat the man's crotch and say, "Good job".
Simple Truth: Some members of a team are
never appreciated.
FIVE Other Simple Truths
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more
comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's
name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they
will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to
kill them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then
neither does milk.
Bonus Truth:
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was
shot by the woman's husband.
Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on
their own.
Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you
once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch
her stomach and say, "Congrats".
But, none of them pat the man's crotch and say, "Good job".
Simple Truth: Some members of a team are
never appreciated.
FIVE Other Simple Truths
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more
comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's
name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they
will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to
kill them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then
neither does milk.
Bonus Truth:
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was
shot by the woman's husband.
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