Posted On: 12/14/2013 9:43:47 AM
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The Top 10 Things We No Longer Say
10> "It took me three days, but I might have just made the raddest
mix tape EVER!"
9 "Man, that Kathleen Turner is SMOKING hot!"
8> "You can't go wrong with a Patriots tight end on your fantasy
team."
7> "I wonder what that actress looks like naked."
6> "Work just paged me. Where's the nearest pay phone?"
5> "A vampire movie? Nah, girls hate that stuff. Take her to a
chick flick."
4> "Man, I wish there were some way the entire world could see
how incredibly *fabulous* I look in my underwear in this bathroom
mirror reflection!"
3> "Congress isn't that stupid."
2> "How many am I allowed? Three? Okay, in that case, Mel Gibson,
Tom Cruise, and OJ Simpson."
Number 1 Thing We No Longer Say...
1> "Could you imagine if *Grandma* had nipple piercings and a huge
dragon tattoo on her back?"
10> "It took me three days, but I might have just made the raddest
mix tape EVER!"
9 "Man, that Kathleen Turner is SMOKING hot!"
8> "You can't go wrong with a Patriots tight end on your fantasy
team."
7> "I wonder what that actress looks like naked."
6> "Work just paged me. Where's the nearest pay phone?"
5> "A vampire movie? Nah, girls hate that stuff. Take her to a
chick flick."
4> "Man, I wish there were some way the entire world could see
how incredibly *fabulous* I look in my underwear in this bathroom
mirror reflection!"
3> "Congress isn't that stupid."
2> "How many am I allowed? Three? Okay, in that case, Mel Gibson,
Tom Cruise, and OJ Simpson."
Number 1 Thing We No Longer Say...
1> "Could you imagine if *Grandma* had nipple piercings and a huge
dragon tattoo on her back?"
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