The stimulus will assure that unemployment will not go above 8%, oops.  I will close Gitmo, oops.  My administration will be transparent, oops.  I will not have lobbyists, oops.  Healthcare debate will be on C-span, oops.  I will cut the deficit in 1/2 by the end of my 1st term, oops.  I will take no responsibility (nor will my fans) for what happens during my term as president, I'll just blame Bush for 3 1/2 years of my failures.  Not a oops.  What I have made sure of is that more people are unemployed then when I took office, more people are on welfare, more on food stamps, more living below poverty line and that our borders really are not all that secure during my term.  Also, I will be the most devisive president in history and class warfare will be a starting point, using race where necessary.   I do promise that 4 more years I will have this country looking the socialists we see all over Europe......won't that be fun?