GOTTA PEE

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic
on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they
stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties
and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they went home.

The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said:
'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.
My wife came home with no panties!!'

That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card
stuck to her ass that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.''

And so we are told this is the golden age
And gold is the reason for the wars we wage U2








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