Posted On: 12/04/2013 6:53:20 PM
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This could be any one of us. lol
A five-year-old boy was mowing his front lawn and drinking a beer. The preacher who lived across the street saw the beer and came over to harass the kid. "Aren't you a little young to be drinking, son?" he asked.
"That's nothing," the kid said after taking a swig of beer. "I got laid when I was three."
The minister asked, "What? How did THAT happen?"
"I don't remember. I was drunk," the boy replied.
A five-year-old boy was mowing his front lawn and drinking a beer. The preacher who lived across the street saw the beer and came over to harass the kid. "Aren't you a little young to be drinking, son?" he asked.
"That's nothing," the kid said after taking a swig of beer. "I got laid when I was three."
The minister asked, "What? How did THAT happen?"
"I don't remember. I was drunk," the boy replied.
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