A guy walks into the bar and orders a beer. The bar tender ask's him if he would like to enter the contest at the bar.
The guy ask's the rules!
The bar tender sais it's simple, But, There is a 20$ entry fee!
If you want to hear the rules you will pay the entry fee first! So the fella agrees and pays. The bartender puts it into a huge glass full of thousands of 20 Dollar bills. (the mans eyes light up)
(Here are the rules!!)
First you drink a fifth of flaming hot tequila and you cannot make a face or throw up.
Second you go out back and pull a rotten molar out of a pittbull's mouth without getting bitten.
Third, there is a 90 year old woman up stairs who has never had an orgasm. you have to give her one.
So, The man drinks the whole bottle of tequila. Doesn't even grimace!!!!!
The bar tender ask's him if he remembers the next 2 rules and the man say's yes he does.
So the man runs out the back door and you hear the pitt growling, man cursing and trash cans being tossed around (smash bang) and suddenly you hear the dog howling in relief!
EVERY ONE in the bar is amazed!!!!!!!(we may have a winner)
A few seconds later the man opens the door, clothes torn and shredded!
He walks slowly inside staggering here and there.
The bar tender ask's him. can you recall the last rule to win these thousands of dollars?
The man said yeah! But, Where is the lady with the bad tooth again?
LMFAO!
