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Big Tuna's Daily Laugh
Posted On: 11/17/2013 9:32:11 PM
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Posted By: Morgan
Researchers  for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over  200 dead crows near
greater Boston recently, and there was  concern that they may
have died from Avian Flu.
A Bird Pathologist  examined the remains of all the
crows, and, to everyone's  relief,
confirmed the problem was definitely NOT
Avian  Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be vehicular  impacts.


However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that  varying colors of paints appeared
on the bird's beaks and claws.  By
analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of  the
crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2%  were killed by an impact with a car.

MTA then hired an  Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the
disproportionate percentages of truck kills
versus car kills.

The  Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause:
when crows  eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn
of impending danger.
They discovered that
while all the lookout crows  could shout "Cah", not a single one
could shout "Truck."

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