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Big Tuna's Daily Laugh
Posted On: 11/11/2013 8:59:34 AM
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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase....













The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze." 
"The first is that I iron better than you." 

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?
"Maria: "Jor huzban he say so." 

Wife: "Oh yeah?" 

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." 

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" 
Maria: "Jor hozban did."

Wife, Increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." 

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.
Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?" 
Maria: "No Señora...."The gardener did." 

Wife: "So, how much do you want?"












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