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Big Tuna's Daily Laugh
Posted On: 11/06/2013 8:19:24 PM
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Posted By: Big Tuna
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I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my  "Obamacare Enrollment Packet” from the White House.






















































































































It contained:

· An aspirin and a band-aid.

· An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker

· A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign

· A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody'  poster

· A 'Tax the Rich' banner

· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone

· An application for food stamps

· A prayer rug

· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren

· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.

Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.












































































































































































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