A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the Greeter said, 
"Automotive, aisle 15." The man asked, "How did you 
know I was here to get oil?" The Greeter replied, 
"That's my job." 

Another man walked in and the Greeter said, 
"Sporting goods, aisle 28." The man asked, "How 
did you know I wanted fishing supplies? The Greeter 
replied, "That's my job." 

A woman walked in and the Greeter said, "Tampons, 
aisle 5." The woman said, "No, I'm here for 
hemorrhoid medicine." 

The Greeter said, "Damn, I missed it by an inch.