All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the ticker and the stock that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new MMJ in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Cannabeer ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Hump'Day, pronounced with a Pump'Day
Yo ladies, oh how I like to Hump'Day thee.
And all the bashers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the PPS pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my retorts funky,
I'm spunky. I like my trading days bumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your Yeti's and your Yak's delish
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm rolled skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got high in a Burger King bathroom

...okay....you get the point....it's Hump Day!

Yes...I'm a white guy...lol...and this is apparently how I spend my days...