Posted On: 10/14/2013 3:24:22 PM
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COLUMBUS DAY
What bus was able to get to America by sea?
Columbus.
How did King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella pay for Columbus's voyages?
With their Discover card.
What do the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria have in common with a department store?
They’re all driven by sails.
How do we know that Columbus's ships got the best gas mileage in history?
They got three thousand miles per galleon.
How do we know that Columbus was the best deal-maker in history?
He left not knowing where he was going. When he got there, he didn't know where he was. When he returned, he didn't know where he'd been. And he did it all on borrowed money.
What bus was able to get to America by sea?
Columbus.
How did King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella pay for Columbus's voyages?
With their Discover card.
What do the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria have in common with a department store?
They’re all driven by sails.
How do we know that Columbus's ships got the best gas mileage in history?
They got three thousand miles per galleon.
How do we know that Columbus was the best deal-maker in history?
He left not knowing where he was going. When he got there, he didn't know where he was. When he returned, he didn't know where he'd been. And he did it all on borrowed money.
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