Posted On: 10/05/2013 8:05:10 PM
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Morris and his wife were vacationing in Hawaii when a violent
earthquake occurred at 3 AM. As soon as morning came, the
man went down to the hotel lobby to read the newspaper
about what had happened. As he was reading the newspaper,
a local gentlemen step up and ask him if he had felt the
earthquake during the night."I sure did. My wife and I are
here on vacation from the mainland, and I have felt other
earthquakes, but I have never felt a quake like that one,
it was terrible. I thought the building was going to come
down on us."The guy asks, "What were you doing during the
earthquake?" "Gee, I was having the best sexual performance
of my life as that earthquake was happening."
"Is that right?" "And what did your wife think about it?"
Morris said, "Well, it damn near woke her up!
earthquake occurred at 3 AM. As soon as morning came, the
man went down to the hotel lobby to read the newspaper
about what had happened. As he was reading the newspaper,
a local gentlemen step up and ask him if he had felt the
earthquake during the night."I sure did. My wife and I are
here on vacation from the mainland, and I have felt other
earthquakes, but I have never felt a quake like that one,
it was terrible. I thought the building was going to come
down on us."The guy asks, "What were you doing during the
earthquake?" "Gee, I was having the best sexual performance
of my life as that earthquake was happening."
"Is that right?" "And what did your wife think about it?"
Morris said, "Well, it damn near woke her up!
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