Posted On: 10/02/2013 11:25:53 AM
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The Pope visits Alaska
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> The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of
> Alaska . He was driving along the campground when he heard a frantic
> commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat
> wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the Trees shirt.
> The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and
> trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
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> As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing Go
> Sarah shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum slug right into
> the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from
> the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off
> the bear.
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> Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck
> while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
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> As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him. "I give
> you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have
> heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
> environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not
> true."
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> As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the hell was that
> guy?" "Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact
> with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
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> "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he don't
> know shit about bear hunting! By the way, is our bait still alive or do we
> need to go back to California and get another one..?"
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> The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of
> Alaska . He was driving along the campground when he heard a frantic
> commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat
> wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the Trees shirt.
> The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and
> trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
>
>
>
> As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing Go
> Sarah shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum slug right into
> the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from
> the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off
> the bear.
>
> Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck
> while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
>
>
>
> As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him. "I give
> you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have
> heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
> environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not
> true."
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>
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> As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the hell was that
> guy?" "Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact
> with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
>
> "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he don't
> know shit about bear hunting! By the way, is our bait still alive or do we
> need to go back to California and get another one..?"
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