26209 |
DEMOCRACY DIES WITH TRUMP! (2) |
dw |
03/03/2024 6:22:49 AM |
9574 |
Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 10:09:42 AM |
9573 |
Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 10:09:01 AM |
9572 |
I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 10:08:16 AM |
9571 |
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 10:07:27 AM |
9570 |
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 10:06:35 AM |
9569 |
I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but its (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 10:05:52 AM |
9568 |
Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 10:04:44 AM |
9567 |
Im actually not funny. Im just really mean (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 10:03:32 AM |
9566 |
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 10:02:55 AM |
9565 |
I dont go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 10:02:14 AM |
9564 |
My life feels like a test I didnt study (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 10:01:06 AM |
9563 |
What do people do with all the extra time they (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 10:00:03 AM |
9562 |
Dont judge me. I was born to be awesome, not (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:59:08 AM |
9561 |
If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldnt (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:58:25 AM |
9560 |
All generalizations are false, including this (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:57:05 AM |
9559 |
Do not take life too seriously. You will never (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:56:08 AM |
9558 |
Puns are the highest form of literature. Alfred (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:55:16 AM |
9557 |
Id like to live like a poor man only with (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:54:21 AM |
9556 |
Im addicted to placebos. Steven (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:53:33 AM |
9555 |
Never miss a good chance to shut up. Will (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:52:53 AM |
9554 |
When nothing is going right, go (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:52:02 AM |
9553 |
The only way to keep your health is to eat what (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:51:02 AM |
9552 |
The difference between stupidity and genius is (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:49:20 AM |
9551 |
The difference between stupidity and genius is (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:47:37 AM |
9550 |
My esteem in this country has gone up (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:46:19 AM |
9549 |
The four most beautiful words in our common (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:45:06 AM |
9548 |
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:44:34 AM |
9547 |
I like long walks, especially when they are taken (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:43:51 AM |
9546 |
A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:43:06 AM |
9545 |
Thats why they call it the American Dream, (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:42:11 AM |
9544 |
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:41:21 AM |
9543 |
Everything is changing. People are taking the (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:39:18 AM |
9542 |
Its okay if you dont like me. Not everyone (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:38:28 AM |
9541 |
A lie gets halfway around the world before the (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:37:16 AM |
9540 |
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:35:45 AM |
9539 |
Never trust people who smile constantly. (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:34:37 AM |
9538 |
Going to church doesnt make you a Christian (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:32:02 AM |
9537 |
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:31:13 AM |
9536 |
If a book about failures doesnt sell, is it a (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:29:07 AM |
9535 |
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:28:08 AM |
9534 |
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:27:10 AM |
9533 |
I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:26:11 AM |
9532 |
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:24:09 AM |
9531 |
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:23:00 AM |
9530 |
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. (1) |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:22:06 AM |
9529 |
Good Morning Traders! |
dw |
03/23/2019 9:15:41 AM |
9528 |
India Wants To Use Flesh Eating Turtles To Rid (1) |
SaltyMutt |
03/23/2019 8:10:24 AM |
9527 |
I saw flying saucers last night. It happened (1) |
wowhappens28 |
03/23/2019 7:19:40 AM |
9526 |
Playing With Leopard Cubs LURfhDk4Xig |
SaltyMutt |
03/23/2019 7:13:48 AM |
9525 |
Were Running Out of Time to Reverse |
wowhappens28 |
03/23/2019 7:13:27 AM |