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DO NOT POST STOCKS HERE UNLESS YOU THINK THEY ARE A JOKE! by Lmcat
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    The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The

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    Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver

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    Groucho Marx said: "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog it is too dark to

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    A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you

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    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed

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    A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can

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    "WHAT DOCTORS SAY" and what they're really thinking: "This should be taken care of right away." I'd

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    (Here's something to think about.) I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits

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    A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the

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    A cop was patrolling at night in a well known area for "parking." He saw a couple in a car, with

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    Throughout our month long tour of Europe, my wife's only complaint was that there was never enough

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    COLUMBUS DAYWhat bus was able to get to America by sea?Columbus.How did King Ferdinand and

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    The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if

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    WIFE'S DIARY: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice

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    Morris Schwartz is dying and is on his deathbed. He is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2

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    ***New Threat in California*** ....Reliable investigative sources in California say that radical

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    That would be great...... And Oblahblah would be pantless for life, wouldn't

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    ..."Ole Bill"..."Alittle old, still good..***A man takes the day off work andDecides to go out

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    Garbage collectors were picking up our trash as my wife walked back into our house. A particular

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    The boy spotted a man who was bowlegged. The boy pulled on Mom's hand and said, "Momma, look at the

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    According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes. And

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    Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of

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    birthday

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    A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated." The doctor examines him

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    ..Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm...He sat down next to a blonde at

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    ***Brothel*** ...The madam opened the brothel door in Elko County, Nevada, and saw a rather