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DO NOT POST STOCKS HERE UNLESS YOU THINK THEY ARE A JOKE! by Lmcat
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  1. acc724

    The boy spotted a man who was bowlegged. The boy pulled on Mom's hand and said, "Momma, look at the

  2. acc724

    According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes. And

  3. acc724

    halloween

  4. acc724

    Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of

  5. acc724

    bmw

  6. acc724

    birthday

  7. acc724

    A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated." The doctor examines him

  8. acc724

    ..Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm...He sat down next to a blonde at

  9. acc724

    ***Brothel*** ...The madam opened the brothel door in Elko County, Nevada, and saw a rather

  10. acc724

    So a bear walks into a bar...... Wait-a-mminnit... We're notmaking this up!!

  11. acc724

    The Polish were upset because of their bad reputation. A group of them got together and approached

  12. acc724

    The babysitter was struggling to get the little boy's boots on when he exclaimed, "Wrong

  13. acc724

    At my granddaughter's wedding, the DJ polled guests to see who had been married longest. It turned

  14. acc724

    Smart is when you only believe half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which

  15. acc724

    Here's some truth for you. It is even from one A DEM LOLA 93-Year-Old Prophecy Comes To

  16. acc724

    This teacher went into her classroom about fifteen minutes before the class was supposed to begin

  17. acc724

    double yep

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    Being in show business has its drawbacks. The other day Iwas at one of my favorite eateries, and

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    yep

  20. acc724

    Two friends, one an Optimist and the other a Pessimist could never quite agree on any topic of

  21. acc724

    One day a Washington, D.C. florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about

  22. acc724

    A social worker from Chicago recently transferred to the mountains of West Virginia and was on the

  23. acc724

    After dying in an accident, three friends go toHeaven for orientation. They are all asked the

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    jay

  25. acc724

    i had to do this with my brother

  26. acc724

    hi all..just dropped my brother off at the airport..he was to go back last week..but a ticket snafu

  27. acc724

    interesting.. htt

  28. Lmcat

    A Zebra dies and arri

  29. SaltyMutt

    > Subject: WHY OLD MEN > DON'T GET HIRED!Job Interview: > > Human

  30. Lmcat

    I was in Scottsdale, Arizona the other day and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:

  31. Lmcat

    Arthur and the Witch   Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the

  32. Lmcat

    Students in an advanc

  33. Lmcat

    HOW TO START EACH

  34. Lmcat

    An older gentleman wa

  35. Lmcat

    WALKING THE DOG A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco.

  36. SaltyMutt

    A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the

  37. SaltyMutt

    The BaconTree Two fellows are stuck in the Sonora desert, wandering aimlessly and close to

  38. getmoreshares

    hump day

  39. getmoreshares

    huh?

  40. acc724

    long weekend..heading to the farm

  41. Lmcat

    How d

  42. getmoreshares

    Guess that implies-******NO*****--FUNNY-LOL

  43. acc724

    ***Where the hell have you been? ...Seriously Folks...This matter, does happen... ..Wife - "Where

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    ***HER ANNUAL PHYSICAL.. ...After the eighty-three year old Lady finished her annual Physical

  45. getmoreshares

    LOL

  46. acc724

    "KNEW THIS WAS COMING"! ***New information about aspirin.. ...FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE.. ..Effective

  47. acc724

    Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly

  48. Lmcat

    1 You cant hold a candle to this girlstwerking. No, seriously. Dont hold a candle near

  49. Lmcat

    Paddy was walking alo

  50. Lmcat

    Second Opinion!The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is