Andy went to a brothel and told the madam, "I want a girl with big boobs and a small box." "Why?" she asked him. "Never mind!" replied Andy. "I'm paying for it. I want a girl with big tits and a small cooze!" "No problem," said the madam. "Go straight up the stairs to room 23." A few minutes later there was a knock on the door, and a young woman walked in. "Okay," she said," are you the guy with the big mouth and the small dick?"